saracasm

Justin Bieber gets to make up words using his name. Why don't I get to do that? Is it that my voice is too deep? That's not a good reason, folks.
My new word is saracasm. Because my mother seems to think that I'm the only person on the face of the earth who says things in drawn out voices that I don't mean, I've decided to dedicate this new word to her. I realize that most of you use this method of speaking as well, but michasm or sarclarism don't sound as cool. plus i thought of it first. Those can be words if you need them to, but get your own definitions. Like "Obamanism, n.: The extremely naive belief that Obama is capable of keeping himself out of debt, much less a country."

We will begin petitions to get this word admitted into dictionaries as soon as possible, and if any of you has contacts with the director of Sesame Street, I would be most grateful if you could ask them to write an episode on this word's behalf. Please tell them that I'm a huge fan, and if getting me an autographed Oscar T-shirt is in any way realistic, that would make an amazing Christmas gift.