Juice!!

For some reason (or no reason, which is more common in my life,) I had a juice craving. However, the fact that we had no juice or even fruit of any juice-able sort in the house presents a problem.
I’m just wondering why the heck Americans like juice so much. I mean, of course, I’ve developed a deep love for certain sorts (I drank almost nothing but passion fruit juice for about two months once), but I still don’t know why juice is better than eating the actual fruit. Passion fruit, of course, is too acidic to eat by itself. But there is a reason that the average American would rather have a glass of orange juice than an orange.

Effort. In a country where people are willing to work out hours a day to maintain a decent figure, they’re too lazy to peel an orange.

(Normally I would get up a few pages of how good juice is, how good fruit is, and how lazy Americans are, but I’m feeling too lazy right now. Besides, my siblings are about to drain the grape juice without giving me any, and I can’t let that happen.)

False alarm. There’s a huge glass of juice next to me and another half gallon in the fridge. AnyWay, Where Were We... (hehe that’s a lot of w’s, don’t ask why that stuck out at me.)
Ah, yes, Juice. Juice is yummy (except apple and watermelon). So is fruit (except mango). Americans are lazy (no exceptions there).
Happy?