The other day my daddy got us all presents, because he's awesome and luvs us. it went a little bit like this...
Dad: I'm home!
Children: *tackle*
Dad: and I brought presents!
*pulls out plastic bags*
for Sara... a cactus!
for Amelia... mouthwash and a first aid kit!
for Louisa... fish food and mouthwash!
Sara:Why a cactus?
Dad:... it reminded me of you.
Sara: oh, come on, I just shaved my legs yesterday!
So, this is an example of my father. In case you were wondering who could be crazy enough to keep me around... yeah. that's him.
